ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
A SHORT LIST OF
ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
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A SPELL WISH:
ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
“Carry me always, carry me well. I am thy teacher of herb and spell. I am thy link to power arcane. Forget me and thy power shall wane.
Ten times ten commandments there be. They will answer every mystery. Cures, curses alchemy. These secrets shall be thine, through me.
But, fairy, remember this above all. I am not for those in mud that crawl. And forever doomed shall be the one, who betrays my secrets, one by one.” – THE BOOK
DRAMA AND POP CULTURE REFERENCES:
ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
“Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn’t the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon, happy kind of history. It was the Spanish Inquisition, here-comes- the-Hinderburg bad kind of history. Bad for humans and fairies. Bad for everyone.” – HOLLY
WE LOVE A PUZZLE:
ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
“And puzzles were so simple when you had the key.” – Artemis Fowl
SCIENCE VS MAGIC:
ARTEMIS FOWL BOOK QUOTES
“Science was taking the magic out of everything” – Commander Root
HE'S NOT WRONG...:
ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
“Humans were such barbarians” – Commander Root
COMPASSION???:
ARTEMIS FOWL BEST BOOK QUOTES
“He hadn’t expected the fairy to appear so… human. Until now, they had merely been quarry. Animals to be hunted. But now, seeing one like this, in obvious discomfort – it changed things” – Artemis Fowl
FAMILY FIRST:
ARTEMIS FOWL BOOK QUOTES
“What was he becoming? His father was the priority, not some moneymaking scheme.” – Artemis Fowl
WHY WOULD YOU RIDE A UNICORN?
It’s like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget
CATCH-22
“If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.”
FAIRIES ARE REAL
“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”
NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE AMBITION...
“Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.”
A GOOD BUTLER IS ALWAYS PREPARED
“I am unarmed. But Butler here, my …ah…butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?”
ARTEMIS FOWL
“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”
GOTTA LOVE THE IRISH
“Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had somehow got it into their heads that each fairy lugged around a pot of gold with him wherever he went. While it was true that LEP had a ransom fund, because of its officers’ high-risk occupation, no human had ever taken a chunk of it yet. This didn’t stop the Irish population in general from skulking around rainbows, hoping to win the supernatural lottery.”