HOLES MOVIE QUOTES
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FAMILY PROBLEMS
“My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.” – STANLEY
THE LAND OF DREAMS DOESN'T HAVE EMPTY FLOWERPOTS
“You should go to America. That’s where my son is. That’s where your future is, not Myra Menke. Her head’s as empty as a flowerpot!” – MADAM ZERONI
CAN ANYONE SAY MENTALLY UNSTABLE?
“My secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom. I just love what it does to the coloring. It’s perfectly harmless when it’s dry.” – THE WARDEN
SO GENEROUS
“All life begins with water. So think of it this way, I’m givin’ you life.” – MR.SIR
SAME, ZERO, SAME
“I’m not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don’t like answering stupid questions.” – ZERO
PARENTING 101
“Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin’ to build some character.” – X-RAY
TRADITIONS NO ONE ASKED FOR
“Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, ’cause it’s Yelnats backwards. It’s this little tradition.” – STANLEY
STORYTELLING AT ITS FINEST
“Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained. The End.” – Mr. Sir
FOREVER HEARTBROKEN
“I’ve been wishin’ I was dead for a long time.” – KISSIN’ KATE BARLOW
BEATING THE SYSTEM
“Smaller shovel, smaller hole” – SQUID
CREEPING SONGS TO HAUNT GENERATIONS
“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs,
The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies
The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely
And cries to the moon,
If only, If only” – MADAM ZERONI
POOR OLD LADY
“I feel so sorry for the old lady who lived in the shoe, ’cause it must have smelled real bad.” – STANLEY’S MOM
NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!
“If you forget to come back for Madam Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity” – MADAM ZERONI
GOALS <3
” I can fix that.” – SAM
CAMP GREEN LAKE MISSION
“You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy. That’s hour philosophy here at Camp Green Lake.” – MR. SIR