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HOLES MOVIE QUOTES

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When is the last time you saw Holes? Check out this list of the best Holes Movie Quotes! 

See popular lines from your favorite characters, like Stanley Yelnats, Zero, X-Ray, Madam Zeroni, Mr. Sir… and more!

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FAMILY PROBLEMS

“My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.” – STANLEY

THE LAND OF DREAMS DOESN'T HAVE EMPTY FLOWERPOTS

“You should go to America. That’s where my son is. That’s where your future is, not Myra Menke. Her head’s as empty as a flowerpot!” – MADAM ZERONI

CAN ANYONE SAY MENTALLY UNSTABLE?

“My secret ingredient? Rattlesnake venom. I just love what it does to the coloring. It’s perfectly harmless when it’s dry.” – THE WARDEN

SO GENEROUS

“All life begins with water. So think of it this way, I’m givin’ you life.” – MR.SIR

SAME, ZERO, SAME

“I’m not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don’t like answering stupid questions.” – ZERO

PARENTING 101

“Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin’ to build some character.” – X-RAY

TRADITIONS NO ONE ASKED FOR

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“Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, ’cause it’s Yelnats backwards. It’s this little tradition.” – STANLEY

STORYTELLING AT ITS FINEST

“Once upon a time, there was a magical place where it never rained. The End.” – Mr. Sir

FOREVER HEARTBROKEN

“I’ve been wishin’ I was dead for a long time.” – KISSIN’ KATE BARLOW

BEATING THE SYSTEM

“Smaller shovel, smaller hole” – SQUID

CREEPING SONGS TO HAUNT GENERATIONS

“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs,

The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies

The wolf waits below, hungry and lonely

And cries to the moon,

If only, If only” – MADAM ZERONI

POOR OLD LADY

“I feel so sorry for the old lady who lived in the shoe, ’cause it must have smelled real bad.” – STANLEY’S MOM

NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!

“If you forget to come back for Madam Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity” – MADAM ZERONI 

GOALS <3

” I can fix that.” – SAM

CAMP GREEN LAKE MISSION

MR.SIR HOLES MOVIE QUOTES

“You take a bad boy, make him dig holes all day in the hot sun, it turns him into a good boy. That’s hour philosophy here at Camp Green Lake.” – MR. SIR

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