THE PRINCESS DIARIES BEST MOVIE QUOTES
THE PRINCESS DIARIES, a great Adaptation of the beloved meg cabot book series... BEST MOVIE QUOTES!
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Mia and her grandmother have THE BEST lines!
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BEST QUOTES
MIAS MOM
“STOP DAYDREAMING! YOU’LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.”
MIA
“SOMEBODY SAT ON ME AGAIN.”
MIA
“MOM, I AM NEVER GOING TO BE A GOOD PUBLIC SPEAKER. JUST CALL HIM AND TELL HIM I WANNA BE A MIME.”
QUEEN CLARISSE
“YOU LOOK SO…YOUNG”
MIA
“AND YOU LOOK SO… UM…CLEAN”
QUEEN CLARISSE
“EDUARD CHRISTOFF PHILLIPE GRARD RENALDI WAS YOUR FATHER
QUEEN CLARISSE
“YOU ARE AMELIA MIGNONETTE THERMOPOLIS RENALDI, PRINCESS OF GENOVIA.”
MIA
“NO NO NO YOU’VE GOT IT ALL WRONG. I NEVER LEAD ANYBODY. NOT AT BROWNIES… NOT AT CAMP-FIRE GIRLS. UM, QUEEN CLARISSE, MY EXPECTATION IN LIFE IS TO BE INVISIBLE… AND IM GOOD AT IT.”
MIA
“I’M NO PRINCESS. I’M STILL WAITING FOR NORMAL BODY PARTS TO ARRIVE!”
MIA
“JUST IN CASE IM NOT ENOUGH OF A FREAK ALREADY, LETS ADD A TIARA.”
MR. ROBOTOSAN
“I’VE NEVER RIDDEN IN A LIMO… HE ADMITTED BITTERLY TO HIMSELF AS HE CROSSED THE OPEN WINDOW AND LOOKED OUT AT THE BAY, THE FOG LOOMING LIKE HIS PATHETIC LIFE BEFORE HIM. I CAN’T BELIEVE I WON AN EMMY.”
MIA
“MOST KIDS ASK FOR A CAR FOR THEIR SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY. NOT A COUNTRY!”
MR. ROBOTOSAN
“THE ELEGANT EUROPEAN WOMAN DIDN’T STAY FOR TEA. BUT THE PROMISE OF TOMORROW HUNG IN THE AIR.”
JOE
“PRINCESS, MAY I POINT OUT THAT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PUSH IT, IT WILL GO UP AND DOWN THE SAME WAY.”
MIA
“HEY JOE. CAN YOU PLEASE PARK A BLOCK AWAY FROM SCHOOL? I REALLY DON’T WANT TO CAUSE A RIOT WITH THIS HEARSE.”
JOE
” THIS IS A NON-RIOT HEARSE. AND IF IT WERE A HEARSE, THERE WOULD BE SILENCE IN THE BACK SEAT.”
QUEEN CLARISSE
“AMELIA, CIRCLE SLOWLY SO I CAN EVALUATE THE WORK TO BE DONE… AMELIA, DOES YOUR BAD POSTURE AFFECT YOUR HEARING? TURN.
WELL, CARRIAGE, OBVIOUSLY.
HAIRSTYLE.
COMPLEXION…EH.
STOP…EYES, LOVELY. BUT HIDDEN BENEATH BUSH-MAN EYEBROWS.
THE NECK IS SEEMLY.
EARS, LIKE HER FATHER.
OH MY. WHO HAS NAILS LIKE THESE?!”
JOE
“STRANGE TOWN, SAN FRANCISCO. WHEN I PURCHASED THE PUMPS, THEY ASK IF I WANTED THEM WRAPPED OR IF I WANTED TO WEAR THEM.”
JOE
“I’VE NEVER PUT ON PANTIE-HOSE, BUT IT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.”
MIA
“GRANDMA. IS IT CUSTOMARY IN GENOVIA TO IMPRISON YOUR DINNER GUESTS WITH, UM, HERMEEZ SCARVES?”
LILY
” CUTE, JEREMIAH. BUT THE WAY TO A GIRLS HEART IS NOT BY TREATING HER LIKE A VENDING MACHINE.”
PAOLO
” FRIZZY. BUSY. DIZZY. IN THE BEST SENSE.”
PAOLO
” IN PAOLOS HANDS. YOU WILL BE BEAUTIFUL.
YOU HAVE THICK HAIR… LIKE A WOLF.”
PAOLO
” I LOVE YOUR EYEBROWS. WE’LL CALL THEM ‘FRIDA’ AND ‘KAHLO’.
IF BROOKE SHIELDS MARRIED GROUCHO MARKS, THAT CHILD WOULD HAVE YOUR EYEBROWS.”
PAOLO AND HIS ASSISTANTS
” YOUR MAJESTY. PAOLO IS EXHAUSTED. BECAUSE MAJESTY, ONLY PAOLO CAN TAKE THIS… AND THIS… AND GIVE YOU… A PRINCESS.”
LILY
” YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. YOU SHOULD SUE.”
LILY
” I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE THESE DAYS AND NOW YOU’RE TURNING INTO AN A-CROWD WANNABE? YOU’RE MORPHING INTO ONE OF THEM! AND WHO KNOWS, NEXT WEEK YOU COULD BE WAVING POM-POMS IN MY FACE.”
JOE
“NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.”
LILY
” ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU COULD RUN A COUNTRY? I MEAN, YOU COULD BARELY KEEP YOUR GOLDFISH ALIVE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.”
LILY
” WELL, I THINK IT ROCKS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT. VOLTAIRE. HAIR. I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO LEARN ABOUT VOLTAIRE.”
PAOLO
” MAJESTY. IT WAS I WHO TOLD THE PRESS ABOUT YOU, PRINCIPESSA. I OUTED YOU, SO TO SPEAK. I DON’T MEAN TO IMPLY… BUT NOT FOR MONEY, PRINCIPESSA. PAOLO HATES MONEY. HE SPITS ON MONEY. THERE WAS NO MONEY!
WELL, THERE WAS SOME MONEY. AFTER ALL, A MAN LIKE ME, EACH RING IS…
THE POINT IS, IT WAS PRIDE AND EGO WHO DROVE ME TO KNOW THAT ROYALTY WOULD SEE ONE DAY THE BEAUTY WAS MINE! THE HAIR WAS MINE!
THAT I, PAOLO PUTTANESCA WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR…”
VICE PRINCIPAL GUPTA
” DON’T PEOPLE RESPECT ROYALTY ANYMORE?
WHAT IS IT LIKE IN GENOVIA, YOUR MAJESTY? DO PEOPLE JUST FAWN OVER YOU?”
QUEEN CLARISSE
“GOOD. A DIPLOMATIC ANSWER. POLITE, BUT VAGUE.”
LILY
” OK, SO YOU KNOW WHAT? I’VE MADE A LIST OF ALL THE REASONS FOR YOU NOT TO BE A PRINCESS.
NUMBER ONE – NO PRIVACY.
NUMBER 2 – YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO LOOK JUST RIGHT.
NUMBER 3 – … YOU CAN’T GO NUTSO. YOU CAN’T BE ALL ‘BLEAH’ DURING THE DAY”
MIA
” JOE! I DON’T WANT TO OWN MY OWN COUNTRY. I JUST WANT TO PASS 10TH GRADE, SO CAN’T I JUST TELL EVERYONE THAT I SIMPLY QUIT?’
JOE
” NO ONE CAN QUIT BEING WHO THEY REALLY ARE. NOT EVEN A PRINCESS.”
BARON VON TROKEN
” SOMEDAY, WE WILL RULE GENOVIA AGAIN. AND YOU WILL BE QUEEN. AND YOUR FACE WILL BE ON A POSTAGE STAMP.”
PRIME MINISTER
” I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO THE BARONESS AND BARON VON TROKEN. MAY YOU ALWAYS BE BARON.”
QUEEN CLARISSE
” MY APOLOGIES. CANCEL EVERYTHING FOR TODAY. I’M BEING SHOWN SAN FRANSISCO BY A TRUE SAN FRANCISCAN.”
QUEEN CLARISSE
” MIA. NO TOWN, NO CITY, NO COUNTRY CAN FUNCTION PEACEFULLY IF ITS OFFICERS AND ITS TRANSPORTATION ENGINEERS DON’T FOLLOW THE LETTER OF THE LAW.
WHY, I WOULD BE PROUD TO HAVE TWO SUCH FINE, HONORABLE GENTLEMAN SERVING IN GENOVIA.”
MIAS MOM
” THAT BACKSTREET BOY CLONE YOU’VE HAD A CRUSH ON FOREVER?”
MIA
” I JUST KINDA HOPE THAT, IF HE KISSES ME…UM… MY FOOT POPS.”
“YOU KNOW, IN OLD FILMS, WHENEVER A GIRL GETS SERIOUSLY KISSED, HER FOOT WOULD JUST KIND OF… POP.”
LILY
” It’s Saturday night, and welcome to my cable show, Shut Up and Listen.”
MIAS MOM
” MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME I COULDN’T CRY AND TOLD ME TO BE A BIG GIRL, BUT YOU’VE BEEN HURT, SO YOU JUST CRY, OKAY?
QUEEN CLARISSE
“A PICTURE’S WORTH 1000 WORDS, AND YOU’VE GOT TWO PICTURES.”
QUEEN CLARISSE
” JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO BE OUR PRINCESS DOESN’T MEAN WE ARE SENDING YOU INTO EXILE.”
JOE
” MY INFORMATION TELLS ME THAT BOY WAS USING HER. THAT KISS WAS MERELY A DEVICE SO THAT HE COULD GET HIS 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
AND HER FRIENDS DIDN’T HELP EITHER. ANNA, FALANA, BANANA, BANDANA, MONTANA… “
JOE
” SHE IS ONLY 15. BUT TODAY, SHE ACTED BEYOND HER YEARS. SHE SHOWED GREAT RESPECT AND GRACEFULLY ACCEPTED YOUR CRITICISM.
QUEEN CLARISSE
” YOU’RE SAYING AS A QUEEN, I WAS TOO HARSH ON HER. I WAS CRITICAL OF THE PERSON WHO COULD BECOME THE NEXT RULER OF MY COUNTRY.
JOE
“NO IM SAYING, AS A GRANDMOTHER, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN TOO HARSH ON YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER”
LILY
“SURE. LET’S TALK. ABOUT HOW YOU BROKE MY BROTHER’S HEART. OR HOW YOU STUCK ME WITH JEREMIAH DURING MY CABLE SHOWS DOING ‘ PICK A CARD, PICK A CARD, PICK A CARD, WEH WEH WEH.”
LILY
” I DIDN’T MEAN IT. THE GREEN MONSTER OF JEALOUSY CAME OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE MISS POPULAR. AND I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY BEST FRIEND SO I GOT ANGRY AND UPSET AND HURT AND … I TOLD YOU
I NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.
BUT THE TRUTH IS, YOU BEING A PRINCESS IS KIND OF A MIRACLE.”
LILY
” WOW IS HAVING THE POWER TO EFFECT CHANGE. MAKE PEOPLE LISTEN. HOW MANY TEENAGERS HAVE THAT POWER?”
VICE PRINCIPLE GUPTA
” OH, COME ON GIRLS, ITS A BALL, NOT A SNAKE.”
MIA
” I REALLY WANT YOU TO BE THE ONE I SHARE IT WITH. YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR A TUX. YOU COULD WEAR SWEATPANTS FOR ALL I CARE.”
MICHAEL
” I JUST DON’T CONSIDER MYSELF ROYALLY FLUSH.”
VICE PRINCIPLE GUPTA
” SEND IT OUT FOR DRY CLEANING”
QUEEN CLARISSE
” YOU KNOW, PEOPLE THINK PRINCESSES ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR TIARAS, MARRY THE PRINCE, ALWAYS LOOK PRETTY, AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
BUT ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. IT’S A REAL JOB.”
MIA
“I AM SO AFRAID THAT I WOULD DISAPPOINT THE PEOPLE OF GENOVIA AND I COULDN’T BEAR TO DISAPPOINT YOU, AGAIN.”
A LETTER FROM MIAS FATHER
” MIA, COURAGE IS NOT THE ABSENCE OF FEAR, BUT RATHER THE JUDGEMENT THAT SOMETHING ELSE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FEAR…
THE BRAVE MAY NOT LIVE FOREVER, BUT THE CAUTIOUS DO NOT LIVE AT ALL.”
MIA
” IS THIS PUNISHMENT FOR DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSED DRIVER IN THE FRONT SEAT?”
MIA
” I AM INVISIBLE. AND I AM WET.”
LILY
” WHY DIDN’T WE DRESS LIKE HER? WE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.”
MIA
” EARLIER THIS EVENING, I HAD EVERY INTENTION OF GIVING UP MY CLAIM TO THE THRONE… AND MY MOTHER HELPED ME BY TELLING ME THAT IT WAS OKAY AND SUPPORTING ME LIKE SHE HAS FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE.
BUT… THEN I WONDERED HOW IT WOULD FEEL AFTER ABDICATING MY ROLE AS PRINCESS OFGENOVIA. WOULD I FEEL RELIEVED OR WOULD I FEEL SAD?
AND THEN, I REALIZED HOW MANY STUPID TIMES A DAY I USE THE WORD ‘I’. IN FACT, PROBABLY ALL I EVER DO IS THINK ABOUT MYSELF, AND HOW LAME IS THAT WHEN THERE ARE LIKE 7 BILLION OTHER PEOPLE ON THE PLANET…
BUT THEN I THOUGHT, IF I CARED ABOUT THE OTHER 7 BILLION OUT THERE INSTEAD OF JUST ME, THAT’S PROBABLY A MUCH BETTER USE OF MY TIME.
SEE, IF I WERE PRINCESS OF GENOVIA, THEN MY THOUGHTS AND THE THOUGHTS OF PEOPLE SMARTER THAN ME WOULD BE MUCH BETTER HEARD AND JUST MAYBE THOSE THOUGHTS COULD BE TURNED INTO ACTIONS.
SO THIS MORNING WHEN I WOKE UP, I WAS MIA THERMOPOLIS. BUT NOW, I CHOOSE TO BE FOREVERMORE…
AMELIA MIGNONETTE THERMOPOLIS RENALDI, PRINCESS OF GENOVIA.”
MIA
” BECAUSE YOU SAW ME WHEN I WAS INVISIBLE.”
JOE
” PRINCESS, LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND…
WELCOME TO GENOVIA.”